Parody lyrics by Peter Burkholder
So long, it’s been good to know ya
So long, it’s been good to know ya
So long, it’s been good to know ya
This ketamine Musk is a-takin my job
And I’ve got to be driftin’ along
A DOGE storm hit and it hit like thunder
They RTO’d, DERP’d, and RIF’d us all under
Wiped out USAID, CFPB and all
And stole the Peace Institute’s home on the Mall
So long, it’s been good to know ya
So long, it’s been good to know ya
So long, it’s been good to know ya
This ketamine Musk is a-takin my job
And I’ve got to be driftin’ along
We used to forecast the weather, now you’ll soon have to pay
We built Direct File, but Intuit said “Nay”
We inspected our food but now E coli reigns
DOGE is taking us backward again
So long, it’s been good to know ya
So long, it’s been good to know ya
So long, it’s been good to know ya
This ketamine Musk has been gettin us down
Time for us to all rally ’round
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