Epstein Files
Epstein files, Epstein files,
Please expose them completely,
Your denial's out of style,
Now you're coming off weakly.
What’s in them so heinous you can’t show?
Prove you're no transgressor.
Epstein files, Epstein files,
Yes, they'll haunt you forever.
Repeat from beginning, ending with:
May they haunt you forever.
Credits: Parody lyrics by Shirley Șerban
Notes: Tune of "Edelweiss" by Rogers & Hammerstein from The Sound of Music