Rapid Response Choir

So Long It's Been Good to Know Ya (Fed Workers)

I've sung this song but I'll sing it again
of the place that I worked as a civil servant
In Trump era two, and every damn day
Here's what the federal workers now say

So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
Ole Rusty Vought loves his trauma and pain
And I hope to work with you again

A DöGE storm hit and it hit like thunder
They RTO'd, DERP'd, and RIF'd us all under
Killed USAID, eighteen-F and all
And stole the Peace Institute's home on the Mall (sayin')

So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
Ole Rusty Vought loves his trauma and pain
And I hope to work with you again

We forecast the weather; will you soon have to pay?
Built Direct File, but Intuit said "Nay"
Recommended vaccines but now measles reigns
Bobby Junior is taking us backward again

So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
Ole Rusty Vought loves his trauma and pain
And I hope to work with you again

I won't break the law, I won't bend the knee
To the CONstitution is my loyalty
To break with my conscience I'd rather be dead
I'll tender my REsignation instead, singing...

So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
So long, it's been good to know ya
Ole Rusty Vought loves his trauma and pain
And I hope to work with you again
(repeat)

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Credits: Parody lyrics by Peter Burkholder