Parody lyrics by Joe Dalaker & Peter B. Tune of Kingston Trio’s “Charlie and the M T A” (Recording, Original Kingston Trio on YouTube)
Oh let me tell you about
Kilmar Abrego García
And injustices against that man.
Somebody threatened his mama’s pupusería
And that’s when his troubles began.
A judge already had ruled
That he wasn’t MS-13
And that he just wanted to flee.
But our Felon-in-Chief kidnapped him out of the country
In an act of tyranny!
Oh was he ever returned!?
No! He hasn’t returned
And his fate is still unlearned
(What a scandal)
We will protest forever
Outside this courthouse*
Until Kilmar is returned!
Judge Xinis ruled that it was all wrong
and he must be returned to the States
but the DOJ can’t understand words
like the meaning of “facilitate”
Oh was he ever returned!?
No! He hasn’t returned
And his fate is still unlearned
(What a scandal)
We will protest forever
Outside this courthouse*
Until Kilmar is returned!